For some people, coffee is a religion. For others it’s a right. Most Mormons have heard this joke: A priest and a Mormon bishop were sitting next to each other on a plane. The priest asked the Mormon bishop if he had ever in a moment of weakness tasted coffee. The Mormon bishop confessed that yes he had, and he agreed it was very nice. Then the Mormon bishop asked the celibate Priest if he had ever in a moment of weakness had sex will a woman. The Priest said he had indeed. The Mormon bishop said: “Beats the hell out of coffee, doesn’t it?”
What foods do you consider OK for those following the Word of Wisdom?
Hot cocoa (94%, 150 Votes)
Colas (93%, 149 Votes)
Mountain Dew (91%, 146 Votes)
Coffee cake (89%, 143 Votes)
Coffee flavored candies (76%, 121 Votes)
Coffee ice cream (67%, 107 Votes)
Tiramisu (61%, 97 Votes)
Decaffeinated coffee (28%, 44 Votes)
Iced coffee (18%, 28 Votes)
None of these are OK. (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 160
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.